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big nobhead people

BNP big nobhead people

innit

“I am hanging on by a thread”

"I am hanging on by a thread" "what? So am I"

you are not alone my friend. (Or maybe we are all alone. I have not worked that one out yet)

denis the penis

denis the penis, he's a little effete; denis the penis, walkin down the street; he's got a little friend called Ulva the Vulva / And they love one another / But they try to be discreet

in honour of Jack in the Green, a little fertility dance

TIME FLIES when you are having fun

TIME FLIES when you are having fun TIME DOES NOT FLY when you are waiting for your fillings to set so you can have a slap-up breakfast

probably something to do with relativity

FOOTBALL a beautiful game my friend

FOOTBALL a beautiful game my friend. That is a hula hoop though

you spanner

some good things can come out of genetic experiments

some good things can come out of genetic experiments

therefore continue to do all the bad things

The old dog

The old dog has not many teeth left

but she has seen much

This is me mojo in case you see it

This is me mojo in case you see it

keep an eye out

you must project your ego if you truly desire success

you must project your ego if you truly desire success

wisdom of the idiot

Well done you have a degree from the worst university in the world

Well done. You have a degree from the worst university in the world

pointless